Archive for January, 2008

David Byrne Knows I Exist!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Moreover, he even knows that Stuck Rubber Baby exists!

Discoveries like this provide a more unseemly level of encouragement to me than they would for an artist less insecure and needy than I. But what the hell? I take life’s little pleasures where I can find them.

Thanks to the friend who alerted me to this mention of me and my book in the January 26 installment of David Byrne’s blog. And thank you, too, Mr. Byrne. You show great promise yourself.

Memory Lane

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
"[The "Children of the Rainbow" curriculum] would have teachers telling their first graders that gay/lesbian couples are ‘family’ just like any other family unit. We will not accept two people of the same sex engaged in deviant sex prectices as ‘family’."
Mary A. Cummins
President
Community School Board 24
New York City
August 28, 1992
Sixteen years ago gay New Yorkers were treated to a months-long circus of public homophobia whose ringmaster, firebrand Mary Cummins of Community School Board 24 in Queens, went to the barricades to stop a proposed new school curriculum from letting schoolchildren know that gay people existed, and indeed were the parents of some of their schoolmates.

The fact that the curriculum was simply conveying demonstrable facts about the demonstrably diverse makeup of New York’s community life carried no weight with this determined lady, who ultimately succeeded in have the curriculum in question quashed.

Last week I came across my sketched version of "The Educator,"my comic strip response to this controversy. It never found a home and hence was never re-drawn in finished form, but I still kind of like it.

Postscript for young readers puzzled by the concluding panel above:

First graders used to learn to read by reading books starring two bland suburban kids named Dick and Jane.

There were presumably no homosexuals living on Dick and Jane’s block, although Dr. Seuss’s Cat in the Hat could occasionally be spotted lurking near their playground, awaiting his moment.

Onward and Upward

Thursday, January 24th, 2008
Regular readers of this blog know that for a while we’ve had Eddie’s 94-year-old mother Evelyn living here with us.

It’s been an adventure, but those days are over now.

As of today, we have Eddie’s 95-year-old mother Evelyn living with us.

That’s finef-’n-ninetzik in Yiddish, according to Evelyn.

P.S. I just noticed that our haunting and inspiring woodcut print of Frederick Douglass is peering over Eddie’s shoulder in one of the photographs above. That’s the work of our longtime friend Ann Grifalconi, the Caldecott Award-winning children’s book author and illustrator.

A Coupla Thank-Yous

Monday, January 21st, 2008
Two different web sites have been kind enough to call attention this week to my continued existence and ongoing activities.

First came the mention by Richard Krauss of my Cruse Art Newsletter in last Saturday’s edition of MidnightFiction, Richard’s very interesting weekly round-up of webcomics and comics-related news and interviews.

Then word arrived in my email inbox yesterday that an anniversary had snuck up on me, one that led Thomas Heald to mention me in his Yahoo-group site callede Pridelets, an ongoing compendium of moments that Thomas finds worth noting in LGBT history.

Yes, the alert Mr. Heald has graciously informed his Pridelets readers that the 1983 issue of The Advocate bearing yesterday (January 20) as its cover date marked the very first appearance of my comic strip Wendel, snuggled as it was amid the classified sex ads, popper plugs and penis-enlargement come-ons of the magazine’s long-gone but (at least among the dissolute in our ranks) fondly remembered "Pink Pages."
(You can find that first installment on my web site, by the way, if you’re curious to see my online adaptation of the Strawhead’s debut appearance in print. But first a warning for the faint-of-heart and/or underaged, though: the strip is raunchy, kinky, and you can see Wendel’s pubes.)

Many thanks for remembering me, guys.

When Mr. Bug Went To Town

Saturday, January 19th, 2008
Remember when civilization was set to end overnight a few years ago because of the Y2K bug? Even those of us who were skeptical that the worst-case scenarios being bandied about in the months leading up to December 31, 1999, were likely to actually transpire couldn’t help but feel slightly unsettled as the actual turn of the century approached.

Sure, those of us with Mac computers could feel smug in the knowledge that the bug in question would only begin making Microsoft’s PCs go haywire at the stroke of midnight, not our superiorly crafted Apple devices.

Unfortunately, the real world runs mostly on PCs, not Macs, and if the entire set of electric grids that powered Planet Earth were going to go successively ka-flooey time zone by time zone, the refrigerator spoilage of Mac-owners would be just as distasteful as it would for PC-owners.

Lots of computer-patches were being downloaded and installed furiously as the doomsday date approached, but even though the professional geeks who were programming such patches theoretically knew what they were doing, who could be sure that they would get every single thing corrected that needed correcting? After all, if they were so smart, howcum they let the damned bug get into all those computer hard drives in the first place?

So most of us watched television warily on the 31st as midnight began creeping across the world’s land masses. Of course, all eyes (or rather, hungry banks of television cameras) are on the International Dateline every New Year’s Eve, but as the Year 2000 approached the coverage had a different vibe. Normally the planet’s media watch eagerly to the skies over New Zealand brighten dramatically from the first of many displays of crowd-pleasing fireworks that would soon be exploding over the world’s celebrating cities. But in 2000 ther media waiting to see if New Zealand’s lights would all go out and airplanes would begin falling willy-nilly out of those aforementioned skies.

Had such nightmarish developments actually begun unfolding in New Zealand as some had predicted, then those of us located west of there would have various numbers of hours available to contemplate the similar nightmares likely to befall our own time zones as the Sun advanced our way.

It turned out that as clocks struck midnight in one zone after another, catastrophes proved pallid. Some ATMs malfunctioned here and there and other modest inconveniences arose during the next few days, but all in all the Y2K bug proved to be as non-formidable as had the Comet Kahoutek, which also caused widespread edginess as it approached our planet in 1974 and which also failed to live up to its advance billing as a disaster delivery system.

Why is the Y2K Bug on my mind today? Because I happened to come across two rough sketches this week (see above and below) while looking for an unrelated item in my files. These two variations on a theme were commissioned in 1999 by a friend of mine who thought that — what with the end of civilization being imminent — there might be money to be gleaned from making comical Y2K tee-shirts available to consumers.

My friend was naive about the amount of lead-time required for such a merchandizing venture to be profitable, unfortunately. Besides the normal need to lay careful marketing groundwork well in advance of introducing a topical product, it goes without saying that tee-shirts linked to the end of civlization are best sold before civilization actually begins ending, since people senses of humor tend to do downhill fast once their future prospects have been obliterated.

Anyway, neither my friend’s tee-shirts nor finished versions of my two sketches ever materialized. But since the sketches have spent several years in a file drawer waiting to be re-discovered already, why shouldn’t I share them with you today?

Transformers: Home Edition

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
Above: "Cereal Lady" and Bazooka Joe,
two of this month’s newsletter offerings

I managed to put together Cruse Art Newsletter on time this week. Here’s me patting myself on the back for that.

Meanwhile Eddie and I are bracing ourselves for chaos as architectural plans are finalized for a home renovation project that’s going to turn our home life upside-down very soon.

See the room in the two photos below? That somewhat disorderly and yet homey living room containing a pleasant little old lady (that would be Evelyn, Eddie’s mom) and a serenely distracted dog (that would be Lulu the dalmatian) in full relaxation mode? Memorize what you see, because very soon this room in its present configuration will be history. Gone! Replaced!

Walls throughout our house will be ripped down; our entire configuration of rooms will be rearranged. Life in the Cruse-Sedarbaum dwelling will never be the same.

Instead, if all goes well, our home as reconstructed will be better suited for the 94-year-old woman who has recently become Eddie’s and my roommate. Our house as presently put together has been fine for Eddie and me during the three-and-a-half years we’ve lived in it, but what is safe and comfortable for us isn’t automatically so for Evelyn.

Eddie and I can get along quite easily without a bathroom that has an accessible shower, one that’s not a long walk through three dark rooms from where we sleep, and one that doesn’t include an illogical step downward at its entryway that is tailor-made to throw elderly folks with unsteady balance into a potentially bone-fracturing spill.

No, Evelyn’s needs are special, and we believe that the reconstituted house that we’ll theoretically end up with will make better sense for all concerned. We’re looking forward to living in it.

We are not looking forward to the weeks of disarray, dislocation, and debris-filled construction-work hell we’ll have to go through to get to it.

But hey! What’s life without a soupçon of gut-wrenching dread in it to keep us on our toes?

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The Swimmer Lady

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Last week I wrote about my recording session for an adaptation that may or may not ever happen of The Swimmer With a Rope In His Teeth. Now I want to belatedly take note of the passing last April of the woman from whose imagination the book’s title character sprang.

I’m embarrassed to acknowledge that I didn’t post anything about Jeanne Shaffer’s death at the time I learned about it. I’m terrible at composing quickie obits when friends depart, and in the case of Doc Shaffer, her achievements merit better-rounded tributes that I can provide by folks who knew her better than I ever did.

Jeanne and I may have produced a book together, but our actual face-to-face visits were limited to maybe half-a-dozen. The visits we did have were sprinkled across a span of decades, the first of them occurring while I was an undergraduate drama-speech major at Birmingham-Southern College forty years ago.

1967, specifically. Jeanne, a composer and educator whose professional home base was at Huntington College in nearby Montgomery, envisioned an opera based on an allegory she had dreamed up about a swimmer who undertakes the rescue of an entire population of miserable people. Itching to start coming up with music for it, Jeanne was scouting for a librettist she could team up with.

Someone who knew that I was an aspiring playwright told her I might be interested in having a go at it. Ignoring the fact that I was a 23-year-old greenhorn, she chased me down and pitched the project.

I loved Jeanne’s story and spent a few months trying to nail down a proper approach. But although she was unfailingly encouraging throughout that period, I soon realized that I was in over my head. Just because I had written a few student plays and had listened to every musical comedy cast album in the Birmingham Public Library record collection didn’t automatically confer mastery of the opera libretto form. Chastened by my clear inadequacy, I begged off, and Jeanne graciously freed me from my commitment.

That could have been the end of it, but it wasn’t. Fifteen years later I popped back into Jeanne Shaffer’s life full of excitement about an entirely different way to tell her story. Our heroic swimmer, I told her, could be the protagonist not of an opera but of a comic book story. A story told with silhouettes.

(Why silhouettes? Maybe I’ll get into that another time; this blog entry is about Jeanne Shaffer.)

Now some practitioners of the "fine arts" (and Jeanne’s many musical compositions certainly placed her within those circles) might have looked down their noses at the comics form had they been approached with such an impertinent suggestion. But Jeanne had an adventurous streak and was unburdened by artistic snobbery. She was instantly intrigued by the radical recasting of her idea that I was proposing. Soon she was a certified enthusiast, and her enthusiasm persisted through the more than twenty additional years it took me to complete my adaptation, which mutated early on from a comic book story into a stand-alone book.

If Jeanne had been a more controlling storyteller she might have kept me on a tighter leash as I added my own touches to her fable and revved up its level of satire. But she rolled with the punches, paying me the compliment of trusting me to pretty much have my way with her tale.

Our only creative disagreement during Swimmer’s germination was resolved almost as soon as it appeared. Between the time of her story’s first telling in 1967 and my re-entry into her life in the mid-’80s, Jeanne’s natural generosity of spirit had led her to attach a slightly more hopeful conclusion to her story. I urged her to reconsider. I wanted to confront readers uncompromisingly with her tale’s darker implications and make them deal with it. Our title character may have been propelled by merciful impulses, I acknowledged, but the book itself needed to be merciless.

Mercilessness doesn’t come easily to gracious southern women, but Jeanne saw my point and let me restore her fable’s original ending.

You’d think that our decades-long marathon of creative cooperation and mutual appreciation would have left me more familiar with all aspects of Jeanne Shaffer’s life and personality than it did. Fact is: the ins and outs of Swimmer dominated most of our conversations, whether in person or on the phone. Anything else I’ve learned about her very interesting life history has been absorbed in chance fragments and on the fly.

I did learn that she was a former child actress in the movies. How cool is that? (As "Jeanne Ellis" she played Jeanette MacDonald’s childhood self in Girl of the Golden West.) She toured for five years with Paul Whiteman’s Orchestra beginning when she was eleven — an unusual entry to find in the résumé of a cultured Montgomery Episcopalian, I would say — and I learned just now from her entry in the online listing Classical Composers that she sang with Grace Moore on the Lux Radio Theater. (Hey, my brother and I used to lie awake at night listening to the Lux Radio Theater in Springville during the ’50s. I gather we were twenty years too late to catch one of Jeanne’s performances, unfortunately.)

Jeanne enjoyed a 35-year career as an educator and for thirteen years headed the Department of Visual and Performing Arts at Huntington. And long after her Lux days she became a radio personality again via the Southeastern Public Radio Network, hosting a weekly program on women’s music called Eine Kleine Frauenmusik.

Years ago I asked Jeanne if recordings of her music existed and she directed me to a CD of organ performances by Frances Norbert called Music She Wrote: Organ compositions by Women , which includes selections composed by Jeanne along with the work of others (most of it downloadable from the link above). I’m listening to her contributions to that CD as I write this.

The liner notes of the Norbert CD reveal that Jeanne wrote three musicals in collaboration with her distinguished husband Col. Robert S. Barmettelor. I wish I had known about that when the two of them invited me to dinner in 2002 after driving from Montgomery to hear me read selections from Stuck Rubber Baby and Wendel All Together at a Unitarian Church in Birmingham. I would have prodded them for gossip. I love hearing backstage theatre stories!

I gather that late in her career Jeanne must have played an important cheerleading role for female composers through her web site WomensMusic.com — a site that Google apparently thinks is still alive but that I’ve had no luck accessing this week, which makes me think it did not survive its founder. (If you have better luck than I did, let me know.)

It doesn’t surprise me that teaching, mentoring, and helping other creative people was a strain that ran through the long, productive life that Jeanne led, since even though I personally experienced only a small sampling of her many facets, being giving was the tack she reflexively took with me. Who was I, anyway? An openly gay cartoonist who had gained his chops in underground comix whom she had previously experienced only as a green college-age playwriting wannabe who couldn’t get his act together, materializing out of nowhere after a decade-and-a-half of non-contact to announce that Hey, you oughta be in comics!

"OK," she said. "Put me in comics."

She continued her pattern of givingness by allowing me a huge degree of creative latitude as I expanded and reshaped her story into something very different in its details from the one she first imagined, but one that still had the same concerns about human folly that she had originally invested it with. At least I hope it did. Jeanne never hinted that it didn’t.

The Swimmer lady is gone now, and I’ll never get a chance to ask her what Jeanette MacDonald was really like. But we came away from our three decades of glancing interactions with a book to show for it that has both of our names on the cover.

How cool is that?!

Me At The Mike

Sunday, January 6th, 2008
Here’s me (see above) with a really formidable microphone hovering in front of my face. The snapshot was taken last week while I was recording the text from my 2004 adaptation of the late Jeanne Shaffer’s fable, The Swimmer With a Rope In His Teeth.

Lending his technical expertise to this endeavor was my pal Jason Brown (below), a multi-talented audio whiz and entrepreneur who with his wife (and my friend from college days) Nicky Heron Brown produces audio books from their home studio in south Berkshire County. Their finished products are marketed through Jason’s BMA Audio web site.

At left: The BMA CD of Berkshire Stories, a selection of writings about nature by Morgan Bulkeley, Sr.

Poke around in the BMA online store and you’ll also find recorded works by Henry James (The Siege of London), Edith Wharton (The House of Mirth), and others.

I don’t mean to give anyone the impression that any commercially released audio book of Swimmer is being contemplated. The book as printed contains pictures galore, but the text is so brief it could probably be read aloud in its entirety while waiting in line at the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru lane at Route 2 and Eagle Street.

No, what I’m toying with is a (very) limited-animation version of the allegory using Adobe Flash. The notion of creating such a version of Swimmer has long appealed to me despite the fact that I have virtually no spare time to work on it.

In other words, it’s a presently unfunded bit of digital hobbyism that may never see completion or reach an audience. But even so, Jason is generously helping me create a preliminary soundtrack for it. Thanks to him, I may be able to move my experiment along a step or two further when time does permit. (Maybe I can get a grant or something.)

Writing about my projected reworking of this fable makes me want to say a few words, albeit belatedly, about the passing of Doc Shaffer last April, which I failed to note at the time because, well, I don’t find it easy to whip up comments about such losses on short notice.

It seems best, though, to reserve those relections for a separate blog entry, which I hopefully will find time to compose later this week.

What Lulu Sees

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
It’s a new year coming in, folks!
Have a good one.