Attention: RSS Subscribers to this Weblog!

Some folks reading this have been using my blog’s free RSS (Real Simple Syndication) capability to assure yourselves that you’ll know immediately each time I post a new entry. If that describes YOU…

(A) Hearty thanks. Your loyalty warms my hearts; and

(B) Now please pay attention!!! I am re-routing my RSS feeds today so that I will have a better way of monitoring my blog’s popularity.

Now I know that you could care less whether I feel popular or not, but bear with me. I have deep emotional scars going back to my junior high school social-inadequacy traumas that make me disgustingly needy when it comes to knowing if anybody is bothering to read my little Cruseland chronicle. (ARE YOU STILL PAYING ATTENTION???)

Good. Here’s what I need for you to do so that your RSS subscription will not abruptly vanish and leave you stranded in a Cruse-deprived wasteland.

(1) Please return to my weblog’s home page by clicking on this link.

(2) Subscribe all over again as if you hadn’t done so before. (Remember: subscribing doesn’t cost you anything!)

That’s it! That’s all you need to do. If you follow these simple instructions your new RSS subscription will take over where your old one left off.

But if you don’t do as I ask, you’ll never hear from my blog again and will mistakenly believe that I am no longer adding new entries. Others will continue to bask in my amusing words and pictures regularly while your life becomes sadder, emptier, and more isolated by the day. Eventually you’ll have to increase your daily dosage of anti-depressants just to fend off thoughts of suicide. That could be costly.

So don’t let such a sad fate befall you.

Re-subscribe!

TODAY!!!

About Howard

I'm a cartoonist and writer, best known for my graphic novel, Stuck Rubber Baby, and my comic strip from the 1980s, Wendel.
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One Response to Attention: RSS Subscribers to this Weblog!

  1. thats for sure, dude