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More YouTubery

Saturday, January 30th, 2010





If you were paying attention to my blog a year ago you may remember that a young lady named Olivia Walker and I had all kinds of fun creating goofy images of ourselves using the special effects that come with Apple’s Photo Booth application. (If you’d like to refresh your memory, you can click here and scroll down the page a bit.)

So when I got in the mood to experiment with iMovie a couple of weeks ago and needed some visual raw material to work with (having no "real" video footage as a result of having no camcorder), I decided to whip together a visual soufflé made up of those magnificently distorted photos and a bit of video created by my iMac’s built-in camera, with some animated opening credits made with Adobe Flash.

It was a learning exercise and the result is rough-hewn, to say the least. But anyone who’s curious is welcome to have a look. (Yes, yes, I know that I’m no competition for James Cameron, but I’m sure you’ll bear in mind that I’m an iMovie newbie and be kind.)

Here are two things I learned from this exercise:

1 I should have made the end credits larger; these are pretty unreadable. Unfortunately, YouTube doesn’t make it easy to insert minor changes once a video is posted.

2 Olivia’s last name is just "Walker," not "Cole-Walker." (This from her parents, Bo and Lynn, who were otherwise cheerful about the indignities imposed on their daughter.) I don’t know how I got confused about that, but I intend to revise Olivia’s IMDB listing accordingly without delay.

And a final caveat: Credit Apple’s Photo Shoot application and built-in webcam for the images in this video. That Canon camera that Olivia and I are bandying about is nothing but a sneaky red herring.

Fooledja, didn’t we?

Today’s Extra Credit

A UAB (University of Alabama in Birmingham) art history student named Stephen Smith wrote me a month or so ago to let me know that Stuck Rubber Baby and I were going to figure prominently in a paper he was writing about graphic novels as fine art. He asked if I would confirm a few facts and provide a few observations on the subject.

Naturally I tried to be helpful. Getting an occasional (like, once every two decades) mention in, say, The New York Times is pleasant, but having my name bandied about in my youthful turf’s halls of ivy (or is that halls of kudzu?) is special.

How well I remember when I was the guy writing papers like the once Stephen’s been laboring over! Lemme tell ya: being the guy getting written about is a lot less work.

I should mention that an excerpt from Stephen’s interesting paper has gotten play in the January 2010 edition of the Birmingham Free Press I learned last week—and there’s even a link to the whole treatise.

Good going, Stephen…and thanks for paying attention to a hometown boy.

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Words Fail Me

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010





Snow Smooches for Christmas

Friday, December 25th, 2009

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Walls and Anniversaries

Monday, November 9th, 2009
This week we are celebrating the twentieth anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. As my contribution to the present mood of celebration, I have a silly comic strip to share with you.

It came about thus. As the dust was settling and the international exaltation subsiding after the aforementioned developments in Germany, the Village Voice invited a number of its contributors to compose essays (or in my case, a comic strip) sharing our individual meditations on the breakthrough the world had been watching.

I took a metaphorical route growing out of life in these United States as it was being experienced by liberals like me back then. Having spent the previous decade being constrained by the demonizing wall of dismissiveness erected by conservatives under Ronald Reagan’s presidency, I took the occasion to create a satirical cartoon fantasy in which "my side" triumphed the way that "democracy" had finally penetrated into East Berlin, according to the narrative of the day.

Well, there was no harm in dreaming.

Scary Pumpkin, Scary Eddie

Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Hey, I’ll bet that this dancing jack-o-lantern drawing scares the pants off of ya, folks! Don’t pretend that it doesn’t!

Well, OK, let’s say that it doesn’t. Then let’s see how you feel about…

Scary Eddie!

Yep, right below is a frame extracted from my husband Eddie’s nerve-jangling turn in a promo video for next weekend’s Haunted Williamstown, the scare-fest concocted by our local mistress-of-Halloween, Ms. Juliana Haubrich. Last year she threw the residents of Eastlawn Cemetery a party they’ll never forget; this year she’ll be mining the ectoplasmic possibilities of the Milne Library at 1095 Main Street.

(To see and hear Eddie’s full performance, click the free-frame below and then tell the video to do its thing.)

The cool Haunted Williamstown video was shot by Aaron Taylor of Berkshire Productions, incidentally.

Less Scary Eddie

Whew! Now to help calm your nerves after that dose of Scary Eddie in action, here’s my hubby looking relaxed and reassuringly less diabolical in a recent snapshot taken by our pal Jason Brown of BMA Audio.

That guy on the left, seen chatting with Eddie and me, is Norton Owen, a buddy from my Alabama school days who for years now has been the Director of Preservation at Jacob’s Pillow Dance in Becket.

The setting for Jason’s snapshot was The Bookstore on Housatonic Street in Lenox, MA., where Norton, Eddie, and I were but three among a roomful of fans and friends who packed the joint last Saturday afternoon to hear mystery writer Richard Stevenson, creator of the popular Donald Strachey whodunit series, read from his newest brain-teaser, The 38 Million Dollar Smile.

Also debuting at The Bookstore last Saturday, by the way, was BMA’s audio-book version of Richard Stevenson’s previous Strachey mystery Death Vows, as read by the author himself.

A Closing Halloween Flourish

Would I be so cruel as to conclude this blog entry without subjecting your spines to a final tingle of frivolous ghoulishness? Of course not! Click the image below to remind yourself of one of the more spectral goodies lurking in my web site’s Comics Vault section.

Pictures and Talk

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
A friend pointed out to me today that DC Comic has posted the image at its Vertigo blog Graphic Content, so I guess I’m not required to keep it under wraps anymore.

Gab Alert:
Are You Ready for (Me and) "Dr. Dick"?

Here are three questions that may help you decide whether to listen to a certain podcast interview that has been posted online in two parts over the past two Mondays:

1 Would you tend to be wary of a website named Dr. Dick’s Sex Advice?

2 Might you find it reflexively unsettling to encounter a podcast that opens with the cheery, booming salutation "Welcome, Sex Fans!!"?

3 Would pondering the likely merits of an herbal erection-enhancement product named So Hard deter you from forging onward to a lively recorded conversation about life, cartoons, and the closet between yours truly and an ebullient former-Catholic-priest-turned-sex-therapist that follows it?

The last couple of weeks have been all about preparing my slideshow called Emotions and India Ink, which I’ll be presenting tomorrow (October 8th) to students at Ocean County College in Toms River, NJ, as part of the school’s Visiting Writers’ Series.

That’s kept me pretty darned preoccupied, and my head is still filled with the jumble of new images I’ve been putting together. Hence the spare verbal content of this blog entry; I’m pretty much "written out" for now. So I’ll compensate with a couple of pictures and a tip about my latest round of podcast gabbing.

Picture 1: "Death By Art"

If your answer is "Yes" to any or all of the above, then you might want to think carefully about listening to the interview with me that was conducted recently by Dr. Richard Wagner, better known to his fans as "Dr. Dick."

It’ll be your loss, though, because our wide-ranging discussion of my history as a gay cartoonist and occasional porn purveyor turned out to be a jolly exchange that wasn’t X-rated in the least (at least, not by my admittedly indulgent underground-comix standards). As I said in surprise to the good doctor when our interview had concluded: "Gee, what kind of sex site are you running? I don’t think we said the word penis once!"

Anyway, the undeterred among you can find Part 1 of our interview here and Part 2 here.

This was my contribution to this year’s $99 Sale benefitting the Soap Factory in Minneapolis.

Picture 2: My Cover Art
for Next Year’s 15th Anniversary Re-issue
of Stuck Rubber Baby

Funny Moths

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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Yesterday I stumbled across some unpublished spot illustrations I drew nine years ago that were commissioned to accompany a humorous article about moths.

The drawings (for which I was experimenting with some techniques that gave them a different look from typical Cruse cartoons) would have appeared in the fourth issue of Tom Toldrian’s Harpoon magazine if Harpoon hadn’t folded, alas, after issue 3.

But I still like ‘em so I’ll share ‘em.

Above from top to bottom: A moth being bottle-fed; a moth tangled in fabric fringe; a moth getting spanked; a moth colliding with a wall; and an elderly moth groping toward The Light while undergoing a near-death experience

Hey, if you find yourself
in Madison, WI, this Friday…

…be sure and drop by the 6:30-8:00 PM opening reception for the Underground Classics exhibit at the Chazen Museum of Art at 800 University Avenue.

In fact, why don’t you arrive an hour earlier and catch the 5:30 PM program featuring co-curators Denis Kitchen (the publisher who got me into underground comic books in the first place thirty-seven years ago) and librarian James Danky?

A few of my Wendel pages are part of the show, and so are comix by a breathtaking array of the pioneering cartoonists (like R. Crumb, Gilbert Shelton, Trina Robbins, Aline Kominsky-Crumb, S. Clay Wilson, and—well, the list of countercultural luminaries goes on and on) who turned the world of comic books upside down during the 1960s and ’70s and helped generate exciting new career opportunities for prosecutors and would-be comics censors all over America.

The show will remain available for viewing through July 12, if you can’t get to the opening festivities but still have a Madison visit in your plans for early summer.

Hang Out With Santa This Christmas

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Halloween Special

Thursday, October 30th, 2008
Being that the Halloween season is upon us, I feel it’s my duty to get with the program and provide you with something ghoulish.

So I’ve dug up three episodes of an old comic strip of mine from the early ’80s that seems appropriate to the occasion. They were drawn for early issues of Fangoria, a sister publication of my late-’70s stomping ground Starlog. Fangoria is currently celebrating its thirtieth year of existence, I see from a recent advertisement. That’s far more years than my humble Count Fangor comic strip racked up (although I’m told he reemerged for a while as a real-world wrestling star once I was no longer around to supervise); but then, what kinder fate could befall a cartoon vampire than to die at an early age.)

Anyway, I scanned three of the Count’s four episodes for a very early installment of my web site. That moment in the sun occurred a decade ago, so I’m hoping he has recovered enough by now from that earlier exposure to daylight to endure at least one more walk about the block.

INSTRUCTIONS: Clicking the links below to read…

"Table Manners"
"Playtime"
"The Count’s Night Out"

Quick Flash

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008




Bumping into Arizona author Steve Ringgenberg recently in deepest Facebookland after decades of zero contact with him took me back to 1984. That’s when Steve sat me down for the long interview that ultimately appeared in issue 111 (September 1986) of the Comics Journal.

Being a Flash Gordon fan, Steve invited me once our interview was finished to commit my personal take on the classic comic-strip space-opera hero to paper, which is how the spoof above (which ended up running in TCJ as part of my interview) came into being.

Bite-Sized Morsels

Eddie thinks I snore weirdly in a worrisome way, so I spent a night in Pittsfield this week getting checked out for sleep apnea. I won’t know what the story is for a while, since there are all kinds of charts and data to be analyzed, not to mention night-vision videos of me tossing back and forth with wires attached to various parts of my body like spaghetti that’s wrapped around the prongs of a fork. All in all, it’s not as bad a way as you might think to catch forty winks.

Besides that, I began applying myself seriously this week both to editing some submissions that have come in for issue #2 of the North County Perp and to chipping away at a comic strip of my own that I plan to include.

And to follow up on my mention a short time ago of the pen-and-ink portrait I did of DC Comics founder Major Malcolm Wheeler-Nicholson: the BMA Audio CD for which that drawing is serving as cover art (a recording of the Major’s short story "The Road Without Turning") is now available for online purchase at the BMA Audio web site. And it’ll also be for sale at the upcoming Comic-Con International in San Diego, where you’ll be able to get it signed by the Major’s irrepressible grandaughter, my pal Nicky Heron Brown, herself.